‘No Idea’ — The Full-Length Alltimers Video, is now live

April 16th, 2018 | 2:23 pm | Daily News | 6 Comments

It was mid-July 2017, hot out, and we were in an air conditioned bar enjoying some adult beverages. Ben Blundell walked in with some fire Celine glasses at 11 P.M., and a conversation that centered around how the skeleton of the inaugural Alltimers full-length was taking form, drifted towards another fashionable subject: fashion itself.

Even a year removed from MadeinTYO’s sleeper hit, we began to talk about Gucci polo shirts. Then, an offer was made. E.T. had to film a full-length video part, and in return, his sponsors would purchase him a Gucci polo as a reward.

If you want to be technical about it, Torey did in fact make him promise that it would be “the greatest skate video part of all-time.”

But what IS “time?” Recent research has indicated that time — not money — is the 21st century’s greatest commodity. Are you really going to waste it thinking about all the other video parts that came before it? Is E.T’s part in the Alltimers video better than Guy in Mouse? Is it better than Jason Byoun in Life is Goodie?

You’re really going to spend the world’s most precious commodity on those fickle questions? No, hopefully, you’re not an idiot.

Alltimers’ first full-length features full parts from Etienne “Gucci Polo” Gagne, Dustin “Skater You Would Be Most OK With Your Daughter Dating” Henry, and a shared part from Tyler Warren and Ben Blundell.

Appearances from Adrian Vega, Will Marshall, Dan Ericson, Brian Delaney, Zered Bassett, Conor Prunty, Adam Zhu, and Charles Rivard.

Previously: Best Idea, #myalltimers, Pickle Time, She’s Garbage

6 Comments

Comment by Pee Wee Longway
  • All these little men wearing expensive designer gear, must be compensating for something…

    April 17, 2018 @ 7:20 am
  • Comment by pill
  • please explain why anybody would be okay with that dude dating their daughter

    April 17, 2018 @ 12:00 pm
  • Comment by Euro Dr
  • Not a million miles from the brodowns of the Birdhouse video, but maybe a tiny bit of something toxic can be ok? Homeopathic masculinity.

    April 17, 2018 @ 4:10 pm
  • Comment by Dustin Henry's Agent
  • Have you considered the alternatives?

    April 17, 2018 @ 4:27 pm
  • Comment by abeast
  • dustin henry is an angel

    April 18, 2018 @ 9:44 am
  • Comment by Clayton
  • Quartersnacks discussing fashion “for a change”.

    April 18, 2018 @ 1:47 pm
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