Happy fall fashion week. We hope that you are fashion-forward during these next several days, and wish you the best of luck in sparking a brief romance with a lonely stylist’s assistant before the week is out.
In honor of this most festive of weeks, we have compiled a somewhat comprehensive guide to the best gear from the past twenty years’ worth of skate videos. Skateboarding didn’t just begin “embracing fashion,” as some misinformed outfits have recently reported. Fashion has been stealing shit from skaters for years. (Luckily, they left Javier Nunez’s City Stars jeans alone.) Here’s the proof: All the jerseys, sweats, camo, braids, insane patches, sweater vests and swooshy pants that you could ever hope for. Yes, there are omissions. No, it isn’t in order. Thanks to Roctakon, Boss Bauer, Sweet Waste, Jack Sabback and Jason from Frozen in Carbonite for their contributions to this post.
Biebel has a career-long allegiance to the most gargantuan clothing imaginable, but no piece in any of his parts has come close to the size the sweatpants he wore for the half cab crook on the Barcelona theater ledge. For a video full of unnecessary slow-mo, this was the only point in Fully Flared where regular-speed was absolutely unacceptable.
I wore khaki cargos for years after this video because of Gino, but Gino was accessible. He looked like me. This guy looked like he was from another planet. The Brotha From Anotha Planet that we all desperately wanted to inhabit, but could not. He looks like he’s skating only because someone put a board in front of him, and he was just like, “Fuck it.” Kareem styled on every other skater in a video packed with gods. In my mind, this line did as much for Adidas shell toes in the nineties as Run DMC did the decade before. And don’t even get me started on the line he does in K Swiss. — Roctakon
The Hawaiian / all-over-printed button-up shirt is one of skateboarding’s most underutilized classic looks. The G Man was documented wearing one by a notable fashion blogger as early as yesterday, and Quim Cardona did it great justice almost twenty years ago.
In an episode of Epicly Later’d, Carroll talks about being young and living without parental supervision. The legendary braids and this flawless outfit from that era are the ultimate what-could-have-been. Carroll obviously grew up into a normal adult person and the skate world is probably better for it. But imagine if he got more into rapping and psychedelics, and less into being one of the most prolific skaters of all time. — Roctakon
Canadian skaters’ forays into gear coordination usually look like poor attempts at channeling Rob Welsh and late-nineties Love Park style pioneers. Many skaters have worn jerseys to pay homage to their favorite teams, but Wade Desarmo crushed the jersey game by wearing Jason Kidd jersey jeans, justifiably making him the only Canadian on this list.
Dill has been through more than a handful of #stylez in his twenty-year career: nineties tech gear / pants with drawstring bottom hems, Helmut Lang jeans and Supreme hoodies, being early to the earthtone party that began raging after Mosiac came out, a homeless-looking phase, and a lot of high socks, to name a few. Normally, wallrides don’t go with basketball shorts, but he somehow made it work in his most easy-to-miss, dressed-down-yet-fashion-forward moment.
While creating this list, we agreed to limit our thirty choices to prominent professional skateboarders. Then we remembered that James Frankhouse wore a pink Phillies jersey with a matching fitted and hemp Dunks in a Cincinnati shop video, and realized there had to be one exception.
Good grey denim is hard to find and not often seen in skate videos. For a four-minute section filled with style icons (Stevie, Maurice Key, James Kelch, Henry Sanchez), Mike Graham found a good-enough pair, and neglected the rich history of his hometown basketball franchise (Simple equation: Boston skaters = Boston jerseys) by opting for Sir Charles’ Phoenix jersey.
Biebel’s Fully Flared sweats were probably 4XL. Eddie Rap Life’s banana-yellow quilted jacket was at least 5XL, likely making it the largest piece of clothing to be worn by someone in a skate video. Don’t forget that he had on Carolina blue Dunks to match the jacket’s hems and cuffs.
In addition to making one of the greatest observations about skateboarding ever (“If 50 Cent skated, he would skate the Pier”), Andy Honen proved you don’t need yellow, Carolina blue or wild colors in general to coordinate a great outfit for a line. With simply a white tee, black sweats, black and white DCs and a black and white bucket hat (the hat really tied it together), he showed how monochrome goes long way.
Many people remember Harold for getting naked and waving his dick around in Kids, but he was pretty great at dressing, too. With one Washington Square Park line, he encapsulated the fashion of the entire mid-90s: a yellow Nautica pullover jacket, baggy black carpenter jeans (likely Guess or something like it), and some Fila sneakers.
There is no other skater (besides maybe Carroll and Rick) that could pull off a sweater vest. It’d be safe to assume that while filming for Yeah Right, Gino decided to see if he could bring 360 shove-its back from the dead, possibly get people doing fakie varial flips, usher in acceptance for burgundy chinos, and see to the wildcard possibility of popularizing sweater vests. One of those didn’t work out, but three-out-of-four is pretty good.
In the wildly competitive world of 2000s Bay Area jersey-wearing skateboarders, it became evident that surpassing Rob Welsh was practically impossible. If you can’t out-skate him at the Pier, then you out-gear him. Brad Johnson left major league teams behind and opted for an incredible oversized Hooters baseball jersey, permanently inching him a notch above every other skater to ever wear a jersey at Pier 7. (P.S. He also does a line in baby blue Air Force Ones.)
Scott Johnston was always a subtly well-dressed white guy, so he deserves mention on this list despite no particularly outlandish #stylez in his catalog. However, it’s worth noting that he skated in Evisu jeans several years before they would eventually burst in popularity, and usher in a trend of absolutely horrendous back pocket designs and ridiculous price tags. (Shout out to Red Monkey.)
***NOTE: Someone just e-mailed us saying that the 5050 in Evisu jeans was Ty Evans, not Scott Johnston. Either way, S.J. belongs on this list.
Camo pants have been a standard fixture in skate videos for a long time, but the patterns are usually limited to straightforward woodland. In Time Code, Kalis brought out black and white camo shorts, one of the most all-around uncommon camo patterns. If only he could’ve borrowed Andy Honen’s bucket hat. Honorable mention goes to the grey sweats with the mesh pocket from Photosynthesis, and always rocking a Yankees hat despite being more closely-associated with Philadelphia.
I was there. Not for the banger in Timbs, but I was on the sidelines at Pulaski watching as he filmed his legendary Fine Artists part. Me and my friends saved for weeks and scoured discount stores looking for the exact CK jeans that he wore. When we found them, or the cheap Silver Tab copies, we rubbed the bottoms with old grip tape trying to get that perfect Pepe cuff. And when we met girls, we tried to hug them casually and steal a kiss the way he did. If you didn’t grow up on the east coast, you’ll never understand that throwing down in Timbs is not some wacky thing done for a laugh. It’s some shit that happened randomly, when you’re getting nice before Soul Camp, just kicking it, and not even expecting to skate. — Roctakon
Lavar is permanently the best little kid skater because of 1) Obviously his skating 2) Less obviously, his gear. Little kids now live and die by the Krew rack at their local shop, or whatever awful graphic tees come in their flow box. Lavar was like 13 skating with a watch and Malcolm X “By Any Means Necessary” tee. Supreme would be inspired to release the same exact tee in different colors ten years later. You can’t learn style at the skatepark.
A Rhythm skateboards sweatshirt, Triple 5 Soul cargo pants (likely four sizes too big), and a…Shirt. Tied. Around. His. Head. This outfit earned the illustrious Geo Moya both this clip, and a Platform.net (hip-hop / skate / “urban culture” site from back when the internet was a new thing) ad.
P.S. “That’s all that would be in my Osiris boxes…D3s.” — Geo Moya
Swooshy pants paired with a backwards hat would make anyone outside of a few Philly skaters and Keenan Milton look like an uncover cop. Though swooshy pants were standard issue for the entire TSA team circa 1998, when you watch footage of them now, most of those dudes look like Union Square ravers that just took up breakdancing. Pulling off swooshy pants is best left to the expertise of black dudes, which is why these two lines from the first Chocolate video are great.
There’s a reason people scream out “Muska!” whenever someone does a trick with a backpack on, and it’s because the dude crooked grinded a skatepark rail with one on while holding a boom box.
Incentive checks are a big part of being a pro skateboarder, but most pros are too lazy to reach beyond wearing a tee, hat or throwing a few stickers on their board. Good thing Javier found a loophole and put a gigantic City Stars patch on his already gigantic pants to match the logo on his shirt.
Before Anthony Pappalardo singlehandedly caused the commodity stock of brown chino fabric to explode into a multi-billion dollar industry, he was seen flossing in European airports with a more refined appreciation of brown gear by way of a Louis Vuitton duffle bag. Nike Air Maxes go great with Louie, too.
Vinny Ponte was clearly confused about the temperature in North Carolina on this particular day, but the black and red down vest over a white tee shirt is a great look either way.
Much like Pappalardo, Puleo’s pre-brown pants / cellar door career phase is buried history. Had he continued to skate with a cuban link chain, skateboarder enrollment at Pratt these past ten years would have been lower, Slap message board topics containing the word “Puleo” would rarely have surpassed two pages, and less white kids would still be editing skate clips to KRS-One.
Sad made a name for himself in skateboard fashion by turning something as mundane as a white hand towel into a trademark accessory. Lucas Puig even paid homage to in a recent Adidas clip. But beyond the towel, his finest exercise in accessorizing came in the form of a big booty black girl / condom / pager trifecta while wearing a Grind King shirt in his 411 “Rookies” intro. “No time for slippin’.”
Baggy gear on skaters is nothing new, but notable San Diego-based designer, Peter Smolik, was the first to harmoniously fuse together the “fashion” of baggy pants with their significantly more troublesome “function.” The tradeoff with baggy pants is that they are bound to drag on the floor and get torn up. That is, until Smolik and the scientists at Osiris came around, and invented the O.D.S.S.A.G. no-drag system, which hooked the hems of baggy pants to his signature Osiris shoe, allowing you to sag, wear pants that are six sizes too big, and not suffer the consequences.
Wearing an all-white track suit while skating is a bold move, but wearing it while skating one of the dirtiest skate spots in the world is even better.
He’s wearing some of the ugliest Airwalks ever made and a t-shirt promoting the lesser half of EPMD. He should look like a jackass, but somehow, he looks perfect. This is what’s missing in skating today. You look at this guy and think, “This dude’s probably gonna get me arrested, make me hold his weed when we get popped boosting Polo khakis from Macy’s, but I don’t care, I’d give anything for us to be crew.” — Roctakon
According to Wikipedia, “The Raider organization does not retire the jersey numbers of former players on an official or unofficial basis.” If that policy ever changes, #80 should be retired for Rob Welsh, because at this point, it’s just as much of a skateboard jersey as a football one.
Blow-up athletic company logo tees were big amongst the non-caucasian skater crowd in the nineties. Marcus McBride wore an Adidas one, Keenan repped Fila and Nike Air (while wearing shell toes, oddly enough), and Jahmal repped Tommy Hilfiger, presumably within a year (at most) span of when Only Built 4 Cuban Linx came out and propelled the Tommy brand to new heights.Tweet