#TRENDWATCH2026: The Lord

For years, skateboarders have been making logos out of inverted pentagrams, doing tricks “for satan,” and embarking on Hell Rides.

Where has this allegiance to the ruler of the underworld gotten us? A red sea of rolled ankles, a famine of decreased ridership from the youth, and a Tompkins Hell Ride in ruins via fire, brimstone and permitted sports group complaints.

Quartersnacks is a secular newsroom — we make no judgements on how anyone should explain existence or live their lives so long as it does not harm others — we merely report the trends. And lately, it has felt like skateboarders are opening up their souls to something besides eternal damnation.

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#TRENDWATCH2026 x #TFREPORT: Tompkins Tetris

📷 via Greg Navarro, Jerry Mraz & Steve R.

It has been a little over a month since a city-approved granite ledge was dropped off at Tompkins. This is, by all objective measures, the most perfect Tompkins obstacle in the history of skateboarding at Tompkins. The marble delivery guy said it weighed 8,000 pounds. It was rumored to cost roughly what a used 2018 Honda Civic would run you today. Nike SB paid for it; it wasn’t heisted from a quarry by a granite Robin Hood. It is the sort of obstacle we travel and play mind games with security just to land ten to fifteen minutes of bliss with. And it was at Tompkins! It was never leaving! We don’t get kicked out of it!

Skateboarders had, in many ways, won.

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