For Da Summa

Always good to see one of Brooklyn’s finest skating at one of Manhattan’s best-worst spots. You can bet that the G Man is psyched on it.

Taji sent over this End of Summer montage he made for Acapulco Gold, featuring Andy Millien, Aaron Warner, Ariel Perl, Billy Rohan, Charles Lamb, Black Donald Trump, John Wisdom, and Leo Gutman. Apparently, the guards at the Seaport are no longer occupied with merely enforcing plaza regulations, but have a genuine concern for your safety now. That seems at odds with the fact that 80% of them will threaten you with violence if you don’t leave the second they approach you. (“YO, I GET OFF OF WORK AT 3! MEET ME HERE, AND I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU.”) Other highlights include someone finally grinding the top of those metal “sculptures” all over Wall Street, and proof that Cooper Union stays losing.

Summertime MVPs: Leo Gutman & Andre Page. Summertime LVPs (Least Valuable Player, not Lithuanian People’s Party): The security guards at the Seaport.

“At halftime, I said one thing to him: 05. 06.”

Congratulations to the Dallas Mavericks. Real psyched for Dirk, the 38-year-old Jason Kidd (THERE’S STILL HOPE STEVE NASH — ASK FOR A TRADE!), Jim Carrey, Jet, Matrix, Deshawn “Abraham Lincoln neck tat” Stevenson, TYSON CHANDLER, Miss Universe 2006’s boo, and Corey Brewer, WHO GOT WAIVED FROM THE KNICKS only to become an NBA champion three months later (legitimate contribution or not.) Mooney had a whole Texas kit last night, right down to the Pimp C shrimp cocktail homage. All in all, it was a great NBA season.

In other big news, Leo Gutman is making a comeback. Taji put together a three-minute clip of him skating around downtown, wreaking havoc on skate spots, retail establishments, and unmarked police vehicles. That metal Leonard Street ledge is the high, 2011 version of 11th and Wythe (R.I.P.)

Brian Kelley has an interview with E.J. up on his site, tackling topics like art, the East Village, Tompkins, and a preposterous assertion that Two Boots has the best slice in the city. There’s a no discussion as to how he intends to compete with Chris Brown though.

E.J. also recently sent over this weird 12th & A clip with the colors inverted. If you’re looking for something with no color effects, his Vimeo page revealed an old montage from 2008. Frontside ollie over the 12-stair double rail in front of Chase was real sick.

Galen Dekemper may not be here throughout the summer, but he put together a sixteen-minute clip with stuff off his Flip cam to hold everyone over. Includes footage of what may be the brightest Waka Flocka concert ever conducted. “It was at 7 P.M. in a convention center.” Mooney also put together an iPhone clip a real random song selection. Which brings us to our next point…

If Apple leaves portrait recording mode ON iOS 5, THEY HAVE FAILED AS A COMPANY. Get that shit out of here. Portrait mode should be called “WorldStar Mode” at this point.

Skateboarding in Central Park: Circa 1965. Evidently, skating is a lot different now.

Rail of Death. Magazine cover or early retirement waiting to happen.

Quote of the Week:What is this ‘swag?’ Nobody says ‘wavy’ anymore?” — Guy at the bodega on Mulberry Street

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