“I wwaaaallkk arrrroounnnd the mooooon…fuck everybody…”
List season might be over, but we feel compelled to share a portion of our analytics with our readers, along with any newcomers who may have missed some of the more popular content from earlier last year.
Mostly, it’s to prove a point to the jerk hating on our ’round-the-clock coverage of Lil’ Wayne’s ascent to skateboard superstardom. Three of the top 15 posts from last year have to do with Lil’ Wayne. Now, if we were a more opportunistic internet enterprise, and sought to turn our hits into more millions and ad-buys from beer companies, Arby’s, etc., all we would have to do is post more about Lil’ Wayne. It’d be so simple. Just look at the two photos above. One originates from Crailtap’s Instagram, and could easily turn into 600 words of analysis, ~25,000 pageviews, and a five-minute average user engagement level. The other…has him wearing lime green moon boots in the video for “The Motto.” We could spin a skateboarding-to-snowboarding-to-space-exploration angle on it or chronicle how Wayne is biting off the Black Ninja’strademark lime green gear without paying proper homage, and probably crash the site due to traffic overloads as a result. We could then barter that traffic into selling an ad to Hennessy for another million dollars, and spend the remainder of the year in Miami popping bottles and doing nothing.
Luckily, we keep our Wayne coverage at a tasteful level, only dwelling on the most important occurrences. Just be aware that millions are being left on the table by doing so. We’re sitting on a goldmine, but we keep it “core,” bro. Without further ado, the 15 most popular Quartersnacks posts of 2011 (the ones pertinent to Lil’ Wayne are denoted with an asterisk.)
[as told through Twitter screenshots, YouTube videos, and mixtape covers]
Some of this has been covered extensively by the Rap Desk throughout the year, some of it has not. It’s easier to work 2 Chainz or an irrational love for “I’m On One” into the conversation on a skateboard website than Starlito and Don Trip, so that accounts for it.
We decided what the “Song of the Year” was back in June, and offered a few runners up two weeks ago. If you haven’t wrapped your mind around its brilliance yet, you’d be well advised to follow this guide, which deciphers it wonderfully:
2011 ends in less that four days. Wow. Previous installments of the countdown: #25-21, #20-16, #15-11. Final installment goes online December 31.
10. Lucas Puig Re-Legitimizes the Noseslide
The northeast may be the last place on earth that does not fully buy into the ballet of flip-in-flip-outs synonymous with the modern day noseslide. We were delighted to see Lucas Puig, one of European skateboarding’s most agreeable technicians, be the one to bring back a completely glitter-less version of one. Puig’s re-induction of the noseslide into acceptable territory for line choreographers has already been felt in videos since his Transworld spotlight, most notably via Stefan Janoski in The SB Chronicles.
Note: Whether or not this trick is acceptable for those under the age of 25 (i.e. those who have not been skating long enough to remember when the noseslide was an acceptable ledge trick) is a controversial subject.
This week’s installment. Going to finish out the remainder of the list next week. Previous editions: #25-21, #20-16.
15. Luis Tolentino Skates on High Things
Though Aldrin Garcia may have set the new highest ollie record in 2011, Luis went his own route and created an alternate, more conceptual category: Highest Average Obstacle in a Skate Part. The average height of every object he skates on or over in his Everywhere We Go Part is estimated to be 40 inches, shattering any previous records (likely held by Darren Harper and Brandon Westgate) by at least half-a-foot. This new record has lead to a variety of bizarre theories from YouTube comments, most notably that Luis has a black person in each leg.
He also started off his part with a trick at a Waffle House, so that’s always a plus.