Sebastian Lemus Archives

“You’re Skateboarding At 30!” — Stephan Singh’s “Millions” Video

Video March 10th, 2026 · 1:10 pm · 2

It is rare that an angry homeowner yields a clip that gets screen-recorded and shared among a symphony of unconnected group chats. The ones who make it into videos either grab your board and say the cops are on the way, or douse the spot and/or you with water.

But there is just something so fucking funny about a guy screaming “you have NOTHING, you’re skateboarding at 30!” while kicking you out of a drop-in grind in front of his building, particularly at a time when there’s a culture-wide discourse about skateboarding aging and the trickle-down effects of that writ large.

Mexico City & Paris Report — Alan Buenfil’s “SWANTASIA” Video

Video October 15th, 2025 · 12:00 am · 4

Mexico and France’s capital cities might not initially seem like they have much in common as skate scenes, but there’s more to the pairing than you may realize.

Alan Buenfil, an expat living in Paris, and his intercontinental crew bounced between the two in search of cutty banks and tight spaces. In Mexico, they manifest as cracked sidewalk tiles on giant hills that make up the city’s residential neighborhoods, and in Paris, they’re cobblestone descents toward the Seine’s edges.

The result is an almost dreamlike interplay between the two scenes (one that may be familiar to those who remember Carlos Didier’s “I ♥ IMMIGRANTS’” video from last year, one of Buenfil’s friends), to a point where when you actually do see a smooth, marble-tiled set of stairs, you can’t even tell which city it’s in.