The Shit We Learned from Vogue’s Skate Week

July 1st, 2016 | 1:53 am | Daily News | 16 Comments

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1. L*ngb**rding is “more amusing and it looks more stylish.” Dude, have you even like even seen a Josh Kasper part before? More amusing? Pfft..

2. Pharell put other celebrities on to skateboards.

3. Yo they deadass wrote “flip kicks.” Roctakon used to yell that out of car windows at kids skating down the street.

4. How has nobody tried the shirt half-on look in a part before?

5. Even if the god Rihanna herself showed up to a hot horny summer date wearing a dress and white high top DCs, it’d be cause to make up an excuse to go home and cry.

6. I feel like a fashion mag should know Nike apparel luggage with Huf shoes is a massive faux pas, but then again, fashion’s all about breaking rules n’ shit. Also, do humans actually wear Obey?

7. Leaving Reider out of the “greatest hair in skateboarding” conversation means you’re not having a “greatest hair in skateboarding” conversation. Should we talk about blondes from the sixties and be like who’s Brigette Bardot? (I’m a bit personally upset I didn’t at least get a nod, but that’s another story.)

8. “You can’t do a lot of drugs and be really good at [skateboarding] nowadays.” Fam have u even seen Baker 2G?

9. The point of decorating with skateboards *IS* to have your home look like your teenage bedroom bro. See: the thousands of arguments with wives or live-in girlfriends about the said subject.

10. Shout out to my man Sinner for continuing to be an inspiration everywhere.

11. Dude this guy is high for 24 hours or more.

12. Whoa we came up wit checkerboard?! It’s rebellious. Fuck Views, it’s all about #statements.

13. Ummm, duhhh? Don’t fucking talk to me like we didn’t spend the QS nine-year-anniversary dinner reading passages from Alexa Chung’s book.

14. I guess Lucas Puig got abducted by aliens.

15. We ♥ Frog but what about Humble?

16. The world’s coolest skatepark is actually on E. 9th Street and Avenue A.

17. No one gets the evolution of skate style quite like Ben Nordberg.

18. Thank God Slicky is in this. Only photo you need, really.

19. Quartersnacks Vogue Week will begin on Tuesday of next week.

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16 Comments

Comment by the nocomply meta
  • i want to die

    July 1, 2016 @ 6:19 am
  • Comment by Jason Jesse
  • I want it to die

    July 1, 2016 @ 8:09 am
  • Comment by Bobby
  • I now have all the cancers.

    July 1, 2016 @ 9:24 am
  • Comment by billtim
  • as a black man im telling you this is 70% as bad as macklemore

    July 1, 2016 @ 10:52 am
  • Comment by noluv
  • they really gave Die-lan no love. the mans is vogue. what’s beef?

    July 1, 2016 @ 1:18 pm
  • Comment by wrongboard
  • Ko Hyojoo can get the pipe tho

    July 1, 2016 @ 1:21 pm
  • Comment by thuggathugga
  • “On his off days, [pro] skater Ben Nordberg…”

    July 1, 2016 @ 1:54 pm
  • Comment by kenny reed
  • 5 best dressed pros? ehem…

    July 1, 2016 @ 2:00 pm
  • Comment by scandi
  • you left out elias mensi and julius aula and jacob sundell :(

    July 1, 2016 @ 2:15 pm
  • Comment by MH
  • we love your hair kosta

    July 1, 2016 @ 6:17 pm
  • Comment by Rich
  • I was so confused that Lucas was left off that list, but Koston and Riley were put on.

    July 1, 2016 @ 8:32 pm
  • Comment by Percy
  • McConaughey clearly the illest… calling it, 9 years from now, paddling ur shit will be the new switch mongo.

    July 1, 2016 @ 9:50 pm
  • Comment by Jules
  • #9, forever #9

    July 2, 2016 @ 10:25 am
  • Comment by Alex
  • “She’s mastered the ‘nollie-shuvit’ and the ‘nose manual’, is she ready to go pro?”

    July 3, 2016 @ 4:51 am
  • Comment by dead ass new shorts
  • RIP skateboarding

    July 3, 2016 @ 12:38 pm
  • Comment by Dude
  • How the fuck did POW make the gear list?

    July 5, 2016 @ 12:59 pm
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