The 2013 New York Skateboarding Year in Review: 5-1

December 31st, 2013 | 12:33 pm | Features & Interviews | 19 Comments

subway ollie

2013 was okay. What is it about New Year’s this year that makes it seem more garbage than usual though? Anyway, like, where’s everyone at tonight? ;)

Previously: #s 25-21, #s 20-16, #s 15-11, #s 10-6, The Year in T.F. Obstacles

5. The Subway Track Ollie

If you have ever stood on a subway platform staring at the countdown clock, the thought has come to mind: “Could someone hypothetically ollie over the tracks?” In theory, if Jeremy Wray did that water tower ollie, it’d have to be possible. Then you’d consider the additional curve-in, the timing, the train, the bust, and eventually, the third rail, which stands to give anyone who touches it an unpleasant departure from earth in the event of a worst case scenario.

The speculation ended this year, as Koki Loaiza ollied from platform to platform at the 145th Street A station…going towards the third rail and earning press from media outlets far beyond skateboarding’s typical reach.

4. Leo Gutman Q.S.S.O.T.Y.

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You know that friend you grew up skating with who was really good, but who you increasingly saw on a bump-into basis as the years wore on because he moved to some island that no trains go to? That’s Leo for a lot of people.

Needless to say, it’s nice when the subject of “Whatever happened to..?”-inquiries is filming an amazing video part, and you feel stupid for ever asking that question.

3. The Fish Closes

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Skateboarding will be the same, in that skateboarders will still give second hand embarrassing interviews about a bar closing. #EWTS

Lit can put in a pool table to lure those displaced by the Fish, Beverly’s can try its best at becoming a Sweet Paradise successor, and a select few can pretend that Sophie’s is a Fish expat hideout. (It’s not.)

All those pros you’d see at Max Fish these past three years were one-percenters being put up at the Rivington or Thompson Hotel by their sponsors. The truth is that the majority of the Fish’s clientele was priced out of Manhattan long ago, and Enid’s has been the marquee bum on wheels bar for years now. The concept of the Barmuda Triangle still having been in Manhattan in the days leading up to the Fish’s closure is a piece of convenient nostalgia. If anything, it’s a surprise that it took this long for Max Fish to move to Brooklyn.

2. The Only Videos That Really Matter

It took Francis Ford Coppola five years to make Apocalypse Now. Sure, the end result was one of the greatest films ever made, but the point here is this: It should not take anybody longer (or half as long) to make a skate video than it took Coppola to make Apocalypse Now.

Peter Sidlauskas and Johnny Wilson make the best videos because they come out like clockwork every year. They’re not footage dumps — they’re videos that are more fun to watch than what some companies with fifty-times the resources are churning out. Everyone has passed that point of wanting to hear about a video for five years. It’s 2014; the Chocolate Tour and Guilty days are over. Put it out there, get people hyped (or don’t) and move on.

(Or just disregard everything said above. It’s your time.)

1. People Got Really Good at Skateboarding

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People being “good enough” to achieve certain things on skateboards in 2013 has been a recurring theme throughout this list. Skateboarders are moving to New York more than ever (when’s the last time you walked ten blocks without hearing a board rattle in the background?) to actually focus on skateboarding, rendering years of our jokes about productivity or lack thereof dated.

There will always be someone saying “But so-and-so isn’t *from* here!” If you’re still beating that drum, and haven’t realized that millions of people have been moving to New York to do great things (oftentimes even greater than skateboarding!) for as long as this place has existed, you’re probably too bitter and stuck in your ways to ever be convinced otherwise.

2013 was the first year where we could make a top ten list of the best parts predominantly filmed in New York by skaters who are unsponsored, on flow, or currently attached to a small company. Here are ten dudes that killed it, in alphabetical order. The list is limited to one inclusion per skater and per video.

Andrew Wilson – Beef Patty
Ben Kadow – \m/
Billy McFeely – Solo Jazz
Cyrus Bennett – Looney Bin
Derm – In Crust We Trust (More NJ than NY but whatever.)
Leo Gutman – The Brodies
Max Palmer – Mama’s Boys
Richie Rizzo – Nevermind
Tony Durao – Welcome to Waters & Army Part
Yaje Popson – Dece Vid

Bonus Mini 10 — Best Pro Parts of 2013:
Brandon Westgate – Made
Danny Brady – Definitely Brady
Danny Montoya – Real Street Part
Dennis Busenitz – Euro Lines
Donovan Piscopo – Nike SB Chronicles 2
Erik Ellington – The Deathwish Video (Yeah, the Clint Walker and Dane Burman parts are insane but we’re going old fashioned for this category.)
Ishod Wair – Sabotage 3 Remix
Javier Sarmiento & Eric J. Pettersson- Stee
Lucas Puig – Bon Voyage
Mike Carroll – Dog (It’s a re-edit of old footage, but this got more burn than anything on this list.)
“Not pro but should be getting paid to skateboard in some shape, form or fashion” Entrants: Jordan Trahan – “Boros to Bayous” and Christian Willis – The Homie Video

19 Comments

Comment by underage inebriated female
  • but isn’t piscopo not pro? either way i’m all for him being on the list.

    December 31, 2013 @ 12:47 pm
  • Comment by zmoel
  • Good look putting in Yaje’s dece part

    December 31, 2013 @ 1:04 pm
  • Comment by Snack
  • Pro should probably say “pro or am” but “am” isn’t really even a thing anymore.

    December 31, 2013 @ 1:06 pm
  • Comment by cheese
  • Yooo my nigga mike from da Bronx ollied Bronx platform in Fordham ave. First want proof here it is bitchesss http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9AXlcN0IxM&feature=c4-feed-u ya niggas is slakingggggg

    December 31, 2013 @ 5:16 pm
  • Comment by SNOTTY PIPPEN
  • HAMBO

    December 31, 2013 @ 7:48 pm
  • Comment by LC
  • Mike from da Bronx need better marketing people fam

    January 1, 2014 @ 5:01 pm
  • Comment by ilmura
  • My boy Koki taking short cuts

    January 2, 2014 @ 5:41 am
  • Comment by TheRuggedPicturePoser
  • LC, too funny. Cheese is trying, though.

    January 2, 2014 @ 7:54 am
  • Comment by skate215
  • You forgot Nyjah for best pro parts.

    January 2, 2014 @ 9:36 am
  • Comment by skate215
  • You also forgot Chris Cole and Dane Burman (COLDWAR) for best pro parts.

    January 2, 2014 @ 9:38 am
  • Comment by fried chicken
  • the only person that likes Chris Cole other than you is Grandpa

    January 2, 2014 @ 10:42 am
  • Comment by ...
  • lol at “my nigga mike from the bronx”

    actually made me laugh

    January 2, 2014 @ 1:14 pm
  • Comment by ...
  • also not sure if skate215 is joking conisdering this site isnt exactly a nyjah fansite but there is a pic of him on the list.

    also burman’s part is mentioned next to ellington

    January 2, 2014 @ 1:15 pm
  • Comment by Yung Scooter
  • Josh Wilson and Rick Rizzo bronze solo jazz
    Also I think suciu & de las part from the habitat video should be in the pros
    Ishods fourstar part was really good too.

    January 3, 2014 @ 2:52 am
  • Comment by ayy lmao
  • ayy tre flip mike lmao

    January 3, 2014 @ 2:45 pm
  • Comment by cheese
  • Bum asses

    January 4, 2014 @ 8:29 am
  • Comment by updates?
  • do you guys have a week long new years eve hangover or something?

    January 6, 2014 @ 12:48 pm
  • Comment by CEEZDEEZ
  • EXCLUSIVE!! MYNIGGA MIKE RE_EDIT! http://youtu.be/vTKkELXMaew NO SLACKIN IN THE MAXIN!

    January 10, 2014 @ 1:31 pm
  • Comment by MY nigga mike for the bronx's biggest fan
  • My Nigga Mike from the Bronx for SOTY 2012

    January 20, 2014 @ 3:00 pm
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