Hard to chalk this up as anything short of a regrettable decision.
Unless it is to be used for boasting purposes, i.e. “I bought the Phantom just to say it’s black / I bought the Phantom just to take a nap.”
“I bought the Richard Prince deck just to do some tricks / I bought the Richard Prince deck just to do some flips.”
damn i coulda put my my kids aaaaaand my baby daddy to college w/ that skateboard money.
I love it. Sometimes we all need to be taken down a notch.