Ghetty Green

November 3rd, 2008 | 2:04 am | Daily News | 4 Comments

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Green Diamond Digi-Cam clip featuring top 5 skateboarder, top 3 video part holder of all time, Torey Goodall.

The most frustrating thing you could ever watch if you know what getting kicked out of a spot is like.

By the way… Alien video is set for February 6th, 2009.

A Bunch of Stupid Links

August 25th, 2008 | 3:31 pm | Daily News | 36 Comments

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The Quarter Snacks video has been lowered a whopping two dollars. So at this point, I’m just trying to cover shipping charges, not even make my money back. If you still want it, it’s over here for four bucks.

Ted posted another 1990s skateboard story on his blog relating to a passionate love for Ricky Oyola, mid-90s Philadelphia, Love Park, robberies, the illuminati, and everyone else in the Sub Zero video. You could watch that video here if you want to fall in love too: Part 1, Part 2.

Alien Workshop has been sending a wave of erections through the Slap message board by posting really short clips of footage from the upcoming video, which apparently isn’t coming out until next year now.

Really random, but a sick brief PJ Ladd part from the original E.S.T. video, which also happened to be the best of the bunch.

John Roman and Jack Greer are having a photo show in the West Village on Friday, September 5th. Flyer here.

Michael Phelps’ eight gold medals are appearing in the next Young Jeezy video.

Quote of the Week:I have Porn Hub bookmarked under Quarter Snacks so my old lady doesn’t find it.” – Sweet Waste

“Quartersnacks is OK, but it Needs More 16mm of Seagulls”

April 9th, 2008 | 3:11 pm | Daily News | 10 Comments

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You know how we make a mention of a skateboarding on a professional level about once a year? Well, the time has come. Even though I can think of twenty things that are going to be wrong with this video, mostly centering around a song selection used to appease a bunch of assholes who never heard an 8Ball and MJG album, it still remains to be made by the only company that manages to be “artsy” (translation: compulsively homoerotic) and still get away with it. Because we all know that you transcend the border between “skate-video” and “artsy skate-video” once you add some 16mm of birds and some non-sequitur stock footage talking about hamburgers. I hope Kalis skates to the music of that chick who did the hella fly soundtrack for the movie Juno.

But what I want to know (for future reference)… What screams !!ART!! more — 16mm or Super8?