The Events That Defined New York City Skateboarding in 2011: 25-21

December 2nd, 2011 | 3:35 pm | Features & Interviews | 12 Comments

You know the drill. Five at a time, one post a week. Have a good weekend.

25. The Blue Flatbar Shatters the Record for the Longest a Loose Obstacle Has Been Left at Tompkins

Every skateboarder in New York is guilty of having once been too lazy to return a box or rail back to Autumn after it gets dark. Neglecting to bring the box back is so common that we deliberately left it off our Tompkins etiquette guide. If the Parks Department held on to all the obstacles they have removed from the park over the last ten years, then they easily have the capability of furnishing every basketball court and concrete baseball diamond in New York with at least one box and flatbar. The historical average for the longest an obstacle has been able to remain loose in Tompkins Square without confiscation is roughly 10.2 hours. This past November, amidst the 12th & A lockout, the blue flatbar was brought to the T.F. and lasted an unprecedented three weeks before being taken by the Parks Department and thrown in a trash compactor. It is quite possible that this record will never be broken.

Anthony Pappalardo: Back & more ABSTRACT than ever

May 31st, 2011 | 3:47 pm | Quarter-Diary | 17 Comments

Do you want to talk about ABSTRACT spots? What about parallels between SCULPTURE and skateboarding?!?!?

We’re talking about a knocked down street sign, placed on top of TWO, yes, TWO metal wired garbage can containers (one banked, one not) in front of a neighborhood grocery store and adjacent to a brick wall. And a 5050 on top of it all.

Shit just got real.

This will not be outdone for ages to come.

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Philadelphia C. 1996

April 6th, 2011 | 11:26 am | Time Capsule | 14 Comments

Rob Pluhowski never occupied the “He changed my life and/or wardrobe” status that Anthony Pappalardo and Brian Wenning enjoy after years of elusiveness (which is of course, camouflaged by devout fans spending unhealthy amounts of time promising a comeback on various message boards.) However, he was still a crucial, style-centric chunk to the whole period that has come to be defined as “the Photosynhesis era.” Several days ago, he uploaded the closest thing we have to a Revisited volume for the city of Philadelphia and the many individuals who gyrated around it as it rose to become a huge skate city in the mid-to-late nineties. The clip includes a handful of Sixth Sense makes and outtakes, and footage from several crucial years that preceded all things related to Alien Workshop and Habitat becoming massive parts your life if you happened to start skating in Philly, Jersey or New York between 1998 and 2002. Pluhowski doesn’t spend much time skating these days, as he is a family man (some of this is touched upon in Pappalardo’s “Epicly Later’d” series), but a big thank you goes to him for going out of his way to bring something like this to the surface.

“Duane Peters, Anthony Pappalardo, Sissys, Robbery”

April 5th, 2011 | 3:38 pm | Reviews | 2 Comments

If you spend time south of, or on, 14th Street, you have probably seen Shaggy AKA Bobby Crawford skating around. A while back, we linked up a piece he wrote for Blackbook magazine about various Union Square degenerates, and a New York Times article about his longtime hobby of writing “Letters to the Editor,” so this may seem familiar. Aside from his Astor and Union visibility that has spanned many years, he gained some infamy from editors at Slap, where he was a recognizable name in their “Envelope” section.

When you see him, buy a $1 copy of his zine, entitled Handjob Sk8 Zine. It chronicles many of the entries that have made their way into print over the years. The zine is a couple black and white photocopied pages of magazine clippings, and handwritten commentary along the side, tackling topics like New York skateboarders turning into “sissys” (Via Slap: “If Anthony Pappalardo lives in the city, any wimp can do it”), longboarders (Via Thrasher: “I’m seeing big groups of people wearing helmets, knee pads, elbow pads, and even wrist gaurds, pushing mongo through the streets of New York. If they’re that concerned about their safety, maybe they should consider walking”), and even celebrity gossip (Via W: “Bruce Willis was starting to look more like a lost puppy than Die Hard‘s John McClane tagging along everywhere with his ex-wife and her boy toy husband…But things have turned around now that he is on the cover of W with his hot wife.”) Beyond the hilarious rants, there is some balance in there, like a well thought-out response to the ignorance of a 2005 New York Press article suggesting it wasn’t “cool” to be over fourteen and skateboard.

“Letters to the Editor” seem to be a dying feature of many remaining printed publications, as they are among the first things to get axed when cutting back on pages, so it’s cool to have even a stapled and photocopied compilation of these from someone who has found a bit of notoriety in the annals of print. New York doesn’t seem like a place with an overload of zines (I vaguely remember something called 2nd Avenue Zine that used to get passed out at the TF in maybe 2004, but cannot remember who made it. I think it had a photo of Ted doing a switch crook at the now-gone Philly step on Church and Worth Street), so a buck isn’t asking much to have a particularly entertaining one, especially when it’s not full of weird inside jokes, and could be enjoyed by anyone.

Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back

January 25th, 2010 | 11:55 pm | Daily News | 8 Comments

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Today is the ten year anniversary of two of the last decade’s top ten rap records (number one, and number eight or nine, respectively). This date marked the beginning of the end for New York’s hold on musical relevancy that expired around the time Trap Muzik came out, and has not experienced a resurgence since. And probably never will. (Disclaimer to casual readers: Quarter snacks does not acknowledge modern genres of music outside of rap, so MGMT, Animal Collective, and other Brooklyn bands do not have any effect on the city’s musical relevancy.)

In the midst of all the Banks-being-closed-for-four-years talk, the dream topic of the Little Banks’ reinstatement is something that should be addressed. If you have any ideas as to how to convince the idiots in the public works department who prefer overgrown weeds, homeless people and heroin needles over skateboarders that a revival would be a good look, please share your ideas here.

Anthony Pappalardo is like the Stephan Marbury of skateboarding. He’s somehow Converse’s star player, but literally doesn’t do anything. I know that half of Long Island will be out for blood upon reading that, but after about a decade, old video parts don’t really subsidize a lack of heart when the rest of the team is out there on the court killing it every night. Someone give Sammy Baca a shoe, he actually skates.

So much for the Parks Department’s age-old excuse of kicking us out because we’re “damaging the property.” Last time I checked, snow doesn’t experience “property damage.” But they seem to feel otherwise. At least we’re not the only ones suffering at the hands of discrimination.

Still pretty much the best European on a skateboard after all these years.

What an idiot.

Quote of the Week:He has yellow fever. I don’t like niggas who got yellow fever.” – B.B. the Boss

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