Sponsorships in the Post-Obama Age

December 21st, 2009 | 9:50 pm | Daily News | 6 Comments

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I remember back in 2003, after getting off the 6 train at Grand Central to go skate Beer Bar with some of my white friends, Michael Strobert and Bryon Winfrey, we walked outside, and a middle aged black man exclaimed, “Oh shit! They got black niggas on skateboards now!” Little did he know, there are a lot of black people on skateboards. The best skateboard video of all time is actually pre-dominantly black people, hispanic people, and Mike York. And that was 1996! Obama was probably still in grad school then. (They gave a white guy the last part, by the way.)

So it makes you wonder, how come closet-racists at Habitat skateboards took ten years to put someone who isn’t a white guy in slim pants on the team? (I’m aware that there is a Peruvian on the team, but he could be in Italian for all we know.)

Photosynthesis was ten years ago, and that was our time. The white people, skateboarding, and killing it. It will forever stand as our pinnacle in skateboarding, and a love song to everything we love: the Northeast, Radiohead, weird gay psuedo hip-hop instrumentals, handrails, cheeseburgers, and most of all, ART. But time must progress, and at a certain point, we need to stop being racist, or at least make it seem like we are not racists. At least in public. Habitat put another guy on their team who isn’t white or REALLY into indie rock on their team.

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Put On For Your Country

November 4th, 2008 | 1:35 am | Daily News | 24 Comments

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Obama is like the kid who can do nollie flip crooks every try but only at the very end of the ledge, and McCain is like the guy who will just do a back tail, but he’ll slide the entire ledge and ride away smooth.- Michael Gigliotti

Obama on the left, McCain on the right.. you can vote however you liiikkkkkeeeee…

Update: Mike owes Roctakon some m.r.e’s.

THAT YOUNG SHIT, THAT DUMB SHIT, THAT “WHERE YOU FROM” SHIT, THAT RIDE AROUND YOUR HOOD ALL DAY WITH YOUR GUN SHIT

September 4th, 2008 | 6:20 pm | Daily News | 8 Comments

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Like the release of the last Young Jeezy album, we had a minor celebration on Quarter Snacks, an institution which would probably have never existed if not for Thug Motivation 101 playing in the background over the several months that it initially took to create it. So even if you think that any rapper who wasn’t around in the early-90s sucks (specifically this guy from Queens who put out a really good album when he was 18, had a chipped tooth at one point, and continued to produce mostly boring albums for the remainder of his career), you might not have this beautiful website here had it not been for his inspirational words.

Mr. Jenkins manages to convince the Associated Press that his album is somehow political. He wants you to vote for Obama, but doesn’t pay taxes. Furthermore, he believes that the remedy to an economy in decline is to get people to work for the jobs that they recently lost in an increasingly difficult job market. Thug motivation does not spare the unemployed.

Vice still thinks it’s cool to “not know.”

Thanks, dudes.

With this album on all week, you can expect a clip in the next day or so.

Quote of the Week: Motivated Gentleman #1: “Have you heard The Recession?” Motivated Gentleman #2: “Yeah, no wonder Michael Phelps has so many gold medals.

..and I’m sure all of you will be attending this tonight.

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