Tompkins Finest Deli: The Second Coming

March 9th, 2012 | 6:38 pm | Daily News | 6 Comments

“Hello, I would like a grape blunt wrap, this tall can of Bud, and a panini, please.” — Average Customer

“I’ve only been in there once and never want to go back. I felt so uncomfortable; it’s run by upscale Muslims.” — E.J., notable T.F. historian

By now, you know that fears over life having to continue at the T.F. without a franchise deli were premature. A remodeled Tompkins Finest Deli recently opened, but it is clear that we have a frail, haphazardly fancied-up version of the original, which seems disinterested in catering to its most loyal consumer base.

The first red flag was the fabric signage. “Bodega” signs made of fabric typically denote Korean ownership. Though it is unlikely that there is a masked Korean store lord ruling over the Middle Eastern or “upscale Muslim” employees, the store’s management has adopted many of the Korean grocer hallmarks, namely an all-around spike in prices (though not exactly reaching the inevitable overpricing that exists at all New York corner stores with Korean owners.) Saddest of all, these price hikes were likely instated to cover costs of trivial matters — employee uniforms (Really? What happened to the workers still desperately holding on the tall tee craze of 2003?), better lighting, and a selection of baked goods.

If yesterday’s sight of a white guy dressed in business-casual attire, purchasing a red velvet cupcake from a place that previously only specialized in Dutch Masters, Arizona, Newport, and UTZ products was not a blatant-enough indicator of shifting economic interests at Tompkins Finest, they even had the nerve to get rid of their Tropical Fantasy account. Skateboarder staples like 12 oz. cans of brown sugar water, small Poland Spring bottles, and candy bars have remained at $1, but it is easy to see that we are not wanted here.

A hollow remnant of a once-slightly-below-average bodega is better than no bodega, but it’s unfortunate that Cafe Pick Me Up is the only TF-day-one institution still standing on Avenue A between 9th & 10th.

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6 Comments

Comment by rude bwah
  • The man in there today fuckin carded me when the dorm Im crashin at is holding mine. Who the fuck cards for cigs?

    March 9, 2012 @ 9:03 pm
  • Comment by Daniel Eric Weiss
  • i miss the falefel place where mamani’s is now standing

    March 10, 2012 @ 7:43 am
  • Comment by Abada
  • My pops’ old bodega on Bowery had a cloth sign and he’s Muslim…it had a decade long run from 1998 to 2008 before it was priced out and replaced with a sparse, surgically-lit women’s clothing boutique. I do get where you’re coming from with the signage, though.

    March 10, 2012 @ 12:57 pm
  • Comment by trustfunded skater
  • works for me

    March 10, 2012 @ 2:07 pm
  • Comment by Cafe Pick Our Butts
  • Hopefully black dave willis’sis’s dumb ass didn’t ruin hot coffee’s for us this summer with that horrible atempt of a music video.

    March 10, 2012 @ 10:14 pm
  • Comment by Claw Trillman
  • yo that falafel spot was the truth

    March 11, 2012 @ 11:21 am
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