Classics From the Distant Mid-2000s

August 31st, 2010 | 2:03 pm | Time Capsule | 5 Comments

Given that the environment surrounding skateboard videos in 2010 typically shoots through a one-month cycle, in which the routine of them being premiered at some bar, uploaded to YouTube, released on DVD, deleted off YouTube, re-uploaded onto some sketchy eastern European video sharing site predominantly used for personality gauges of mailorder brides, and finishing their lifespan with a three page topic on Slap that usually dies out around the time some token asshole says “It’s kind of boring, I don’t get why everyone likes it so much,” it’s hard to maintain a longstanding presence, or even find something you may have missed from years before. The phenomenon is particularly pertinent to local videos, which went from their nineties/early-2000s existence of being passed around their respective regions on VHS dubs, to the complete opposite end of the spectrum, where every single twelve-year-old has a HD camera and desperately tries to make the defining document of their generation, right before the majority of their friends find out about cocaine and start filling out their art school applications.

Everyone knows that Mixtape is the best New York video (of the nineties, because “New York” videos don’t really exist anymore in the same way, unless you’re Flipmode.) Maybe if you’re more concerned with dat real hip-hop than with skateboarding, or are a Japanese person who doesn’t know who Eric Koston is, it’s your favorite video of all time. Choosing such a distinction as a clear-cut statement is more difficult for the 2000s, given that there are probably, like, a hundred New York skate videos that have been forgotten by this point. But unless you have personal allegiances, a safe top three would be Vicious Cycle, Flipmode 4, and Lurkers 2, probably the best time-capsule of what it was like to actually skate in New York during 2004, with the drives to Staten Island to pretend like you’re in California for a few hours, and the shift away from skating the Financial District with the recent loss of the little Banks.

Lurkers 2 has been uploaded to Vimeo for about two months now, and is teetering around one hundred views, which is only fuel to the suspicion that it is criminally under seen outside the immediate circle of Manhattan and North Brooklyn inhabiting skateboarders. Plus, it’s a good way to cap off August. The quality looks decent, not what you’d expect from the age of faux-HD Vimeo uploads, but you’ll live. Features full parts from Dharam Khalsa, Ted Barrow, Jason Dill, Ian Reid, Lurker Lou, and Charles Lamb. Has a riveting opener by Aaron Szott, and cameos from Quartersnacks team members, Matthew Mooney, Ty Lyons, and Pryce Holmes.

A few relevant links: Quartersnacks’ 2006 review of the video, and links to some alternate edits from the video.

Straight Off the Block With It

August 25th, 2010 | 9:53 pm | Footage | 14 Comments

Flying to a far off land for a few days. Sitting on a few racks of footage on metal grates in SoHo as well. You know how the end of summer clips go. We blew it last year, because there was none. Everyone was busy wasting money on the westside. You know where. But as the cliché goes this year, it’s just “not the same in 2010.” Our productivity level would happen to agree. (That’s a good thing.)

If the people from Jersey Shore are telling the truth, the summer ends on Labor Day weekend. You can’t wear white sneakers or boat shoes anymore. End of Summer clip dropping Labor Day weekend. Is this a trailer for the new clip? No. It’s just a quick reminder that we still suck. Except the line on the rocks, that’s actually pretty sick, you just need to go there to kind of understand it. It doesn’t make much sense otherwise.

Although already a trending topic, has there even been a song for summer 2010? “B.M.F.” not counting because Ross sucks.

Features Switch Michael Strobert, Alexander Mosley, Josh Velez, Ty Lyons, Geo Moya, Matthew Mooney, Torey Goodall.

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Two “End of Summer” selections embedded after the jump.

Bollywood Thuggin’

August 25th, 2010 | 9:41 pm | Daily News | 3 Comments

It’s always a pleasure to see the old fashioned dinosaur and its DV tapes get some shine in the ever increasing landscape of iPhone cams and HD cameras, all pushing at opposite ends of the spectrum simultaneously. Rob Harris threw together an assorted clip of dinosaur-filmed throwaways involving handrails, Bollywood themes, loading docks, and beards. Yes, beards. There are a lot of beards.

Video Review: Emerica’s Stay Gold

August 25th, 2010 | 6:54 pm | Reviews | 18 Comments

Yaje had the best part.

This past Monday, Bryan Herman, some asphalt, and a couple picnic tables reminded everyone of how fun schoolyards looked in the nineties, before eleven-minute video parts and people not named Daewon made this particular sub-genre of skateboarding synonymous with tedium. What exactly possessed the people responsible for editing Stay Gold to choose a song that kind of sounds like some distant relative of muffled instrumental hip-hop (“It’s a throwback to da golden age, yo!”) to go along with it is anyone’s guess. While watching this video, a fun game to play is trying to fit any of the songs used throughout its soundtrack into a particular genre of music and see how close you get. If you do happen to find an applicable genre, then try to picture the people that actually load up this stuff onto their iPod or car. I basically feel no guilt whatsoever for editing Daniel Lebron or Ben Nazario footage to Gucci Mane anymore, because I have physical, living evidence of people who actually do listen to Brick Squad. “Luh Dem Gun Sounds” has 4.2 million views right now. I have never met anyone who listens to the stuff they put in this video, and contrary to popular belief, I do know a lot of snobby white people with life-long devotions to all sorts of music not featured on Dirty Glove Bastard. Has the always troublesome relationship between music rights and skateboarding videos really gotten this bad? (If it has, it might be unfair to include music choice and its appropriateness as a critique for skate videos. Plus, since most skate videos are viewed on YouTube these days, simply turning the volume off and letting iTunes rock is another solution. That’s what I suspect most people do when they watch Quartersnacks clips.)

Everyone killed it, and the list you expect to appear on any summation of this video is obvious. There’s just a certain intangibility that comes with describing certain parts as being “less interesting” than others. It has nothing to do with the spots of choice, because this video makes an effort to portray Southern California as one endless parking lot, and it becomes apparent which individuals are better equipped with the navigational tactics to mediate throughout the given forest of parking spaces than others. Nor does it really have much to do with the types of spots, because handrail and gap skating is no less subject to the varying degrees of interesting-ness than ledge or “abstract spot” skating. Some people make you care, other’s don’t. Arguing about a skate part being boring, when it is clear that the person up for discussion is insanely talented, is like debating whether Lil’ Wayne is a good rapper — the number of cases for him being a genius or a mumbling retard are equally distributed on both sides of the scale — it is just a matter of which particular ramblings you want to emphasize to build your case. Non-legacy video parts are either “Fly like an ostrich” or “Hustler Muzik,” it can really go either way depending on who’s watching it.

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Authentic New York Skateboarding

August 24th, 2010 | 6:17 pm | Daily News | 14 Comments

Every Tuesday and Friday, the Quartersnacks Board of Trustees has a meeting around a fold-out, linoleum-topped table weighed down by New York phonebooks from 1992 on the 18th floor of the Standard Hotel. In between eating ice cream sandwiches, the events of the week are discussed: how our visitor count and site ranking is doing, how we can improve search engine optimization, the latest obscure skate spots, who made out with who at password night, what everyone is wearing to Avenue tonight, Twitter trending topics, how to expand into emerging markets, and the like. In the past week, it has been brought to our attention via word-of-mouth, site comments, and text message communication, that our brand image is becoming less and less oriented with embittered New Yorkers than can do good frontside shove-its. As we seem to be losing our stronghold on the demographic that has been so loyal to us for all these years, an outside consultant suggested that we employ some serious damage control, and come up with “some mad authentic shit, yo.”

As we plowed through the contacts in our phones, discussing potential candidates for this job, we came upon one of our most promising employees in Quartersnacks’ (un)vast network of content generators, Michael Gigliotti. What he came up with after the adjournment of our meeting a mere two hours ago is embedded below.

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