Quartersnacks Celebrates the Decade: Volume 4

December 23rd, 2009 | 2:15 pm | Features & Interviews | 14 Comments

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Running right along…

Quartersnacks Celebrates the Decade – The 100 Most Important Events in New York City Skateboarding from 2000 to 2009: 100 to 91, 90 to 81, 80 to 71, 70 to 61, 60 to 51, 50 to 41, 40 to 31, 30 to 21, 20 to 11, 10 to 2, Number one.

70. Todd Jordan Nollie Backside 180s Indoor Ten in a Zoo York Ad – 2002:
This advertisement coincided with Euro-flavored mania throughout the city, as trend-following skateboarders were thirsty to be seen skating an indoor stair set, a la Mark Appleyard and others in the recently released Sorry video. Luckily, Todd Jordan found one, and afterwards, every kid under the age of eighteen was throwing themselves down it for the remainder of the winter, resulting in a massive increase of concussions and police beatings.

69. Facebook introduces “Mobile Upload” feature – 2008:

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It now became possible to track every single professional skateboarder, AM, company owner, or industry “insider” that came into New York City with photographic documentation via Facebook. All you had to do is add Paulgar as a friend.

68. Tragedy Khadafi raps about skateboarding – 2002:
Before it became cool to rap about skateboarding, wear tight pants, and engage in sexual intercourse with light-skinned males wearing electric blue jeans and Bape hoodies, Queensbridge and Juice Crew rap legend Tragedy was somehow conned by Zoo York into spitting immortally memorable lines like “kickflip tailslide, we hand glide,” “crooked grind niggas equipped with full clips,” and “Natas Kaupas, who could stop us” in a commercial for Mixtape 2.

It’s hard being one of the most underrated rappers of all time, but least he maintained his dignity. Other participants in the video’s soundtrack, like Percee P didn’t fare so well, especially if you ever bumped into him on West 8th and Sixth Avenue in between a certain hot dog establishment and an upstairs record store. “Yo, y’all seen that new Zoo video? Yeah? Well I’m in that. Percee P. Y’all wanna buy my CD?” Damn homie.

67. Universal News on 14th Street stops its “A Sandwich and a Can of Soda for $2” deal, the 90s officially end – 2003:
Definitley the greatest economic prospect that existed for jobless skateboarders in the early 2000s, Universal News quickly understood that the city was entering a period of unbridled prosperity and growth, and that such early-90s price schemes were not good business. The end of this offer resulted in a 8.7% rise in death from starvation among Union Square skateboarders.

66. Autumn Skateshop Opens on East 2nd Street – 2001:
Early in the decade, Autumn was a minor, low-key player in the New York City skateboard economy. It was a cozy little shop, that always had the newest videos and none of the attitudes that ABC had, eleven blocks south. They even stocked legitimate, sealed copies of Memory Screen VHS tapes in 2001. It would later move across from Tompkins Square, and my, things really started to change.

65. Danny Renaud gets beat up in front of Sweet Paradise — 2007:

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Danny Renaud sucks. “Wait dude, have you seen his Mosaic part?” Yes, I have, but he still sucks. Tron and I even booed his part at the Static 3 premiere before some hoes from Florida started screaming “Fuck you!” at us because apparently we had offended them. He sucks because he’s an asshole. Its a widely known fact, so this isn’t exactly new ground being broken, nor is there anything wrong with being an asshole. The problem is, he’s from Florida (nothing wrong with being from Florida either. Trick Daddy is from Florida.) You can’t be from Florida, in New York, and an asshole, all at the same time. It doesn’t work. Imagine if Billy Rohan or Kyle Iles were assholes. Exactly.

So on this wonderful night in 2007, Danny Renaud got beat up on Orchard Street by the greatest white fighter of the decade. (I’m making a racial distinction here because Rob Cambell is without question, the fighter of the decade overall, but as far as caucasians go, the category is also locked.) What did he get beat up for? For being an asshole.

64. Time-Life Plaza on 50th Street Remodeled – 2001:

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What was once the most iconic spot in Midtown Manhattan suffered a renovation that left its plaza depleted of beautiful, white, stone ledges that were soon subsidized with loud, angry Haitians security guards in fuzzy hats with an immense distaste for proper pronunciation of the English language.

63. Love Park Closes – 2003:
So instead of committing to acceptance letters from Temple, Drexel or Art Institute of Philadelphia, skateboarders who value both education and skate spots took a semester off, and reapplied to Pratt, SVA, New School, and Pace.

62. Brian Anderson invents the no comply and the wallie – 2003:

Up until 2003, us post-mid-80s babies were unaware that such a trick existed where you pop the board while having one foot on the floor and one on the board. The idea of “jamming” off a wall was also foreign to us. Brian Anderson went to the San Francisco Armory, and did a line there with both of these maneuvers, and ever since, we have slowly been forgetting about the existence of the ollie.

61. Epstein’s institutes a two-drink minimum on Wing Night – 2008:
In a city that bears the highest cost-of-living out of any American metropolis, being a young, broke skateboarder leads to drastic lifestyle shifts. Your diet is pretty sparse, and um, unhealthy to say the least. But when something as immense as buffalo wings for 25-cents each pops up, you restructure your whole budget to revolve around this particular delight in your life, and you sometimes don’t eat for six days until wing night rolls around. For several summers, Epstien’s maintained this meager-funds-having audience with the aforementioned special on Monday nights. However, its alcohol serving premises slowly began to look like a middle school cafeteria at lunchtime, and they instituted the very controversial two-drink minimum qualifier for wing night, driving away 75% of wing night’s patrons and leaving their exposed ribs poking through their Autumn and Supreme shirts.

14 Comments

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  • “I’m making a racial distinction here because Rob Cambell is without question, the fighter of the decade overall”

    who would wanna fight rob cambell he’s pretty much the nicest skater in nyc

    December 23, 2009 @ 5:37 pm
  • Comment by QuarterSnacks
  • To answer your first question: Idiots. Idiots are the only people who would want to fight Rob Campbell.

    To comment on your second point: Most of Rob’s fight stories have to do with him holding it down for friends.

    December 23, 2009 @ 8:55 pm
  • Comment by exit
  • So instead of committing to acceptance letters from Temple, Drexel or Art Institute of Philadelphia, skateboarders who value both education and skate spots took a semester off, and reapplied to Pratt, SVA, New School, and Pace.

    HAHAHA Ny… half way house of newjacks

    December 23, 2009 @ 10:33 pm
  • Comment by uhhh....
  • is #62 serious ?

    December 24, 2009 @ 6:36 am
  • Comment by We da best remix
  • dead serious like they couldn’t be more serious

    December 24, 2009 @ 1:01 pm
  • Comment by old man strobeck
  • put up the christmas clip toots

    December 24, 2009 @ 2:45 pm
  • Comment by QuarterSnacks
  • Its not Christmas yet.

    December 24, 2009 @ 2:51 pm
  • Comment by old man brengar
  • oh right polish christmas isnt until january 7th how could i forget.

    December 24, 2009 @ 2:58 pm
  • Comment by 914
  • COMING THROUGH HARD WITH THE ILL UPDATE

    December 24, 2009 @ 4:55 pm
  • Comment by QuarterSnacks
  • I’m from the pacific coast buddy, that’s a long way from Poland.

    December 24, 2009 @ 6:29 pm
  • Comment by rich frum les
  • fucc white peoplzz

    December 24, 2009 @ 6:48 pm
  • Comment by jimmy
  • i once beat rob campbell in an arm wrestling match at flushing

    December 25, 2009 @ 6:11 pm
  • Comment by sweetback
  • i now present to you… taji ameens E.S.T 4 part
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUx5xLXu6Zw

    December 28, 2009 @ 2:28 pm
  • Comment by Crucial bangout
  • I agree about the Danny thing. Dude hangs out in Philly and is a cock knock. You forgot to mention Ryan Nix is also an asshole from Florid

    January 6, 2010 @ 12:36 am
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