New York City Skateboarding & Degeneracy
July 1st, 2009 | 12:33 pm

“Yo, you know what? That’s the lifestyle he chose.”

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People change. It is a pretty standard fact of life. Whether it is you, and your gradual shift in music tastes, as you discover the artistic merits of Morrisey and the ignorance that accompanies records focused on being shot nine times, or your high school sweetheart coming back a lesbian after her first semester of college — our lives are peppered with moments of dissonance that call for reevaluations, both small and large, of those who we call friends.

One day, I started to notice that my friend Michael Gigliotti was starting to change. He wasn’t growing breasts or going bald, but there was something different about him.

I first met Michael in the back of Union Square. Several friends and I had played him in a game of skate, and he inevitably won in a shut out since he was in fact from Santa Monica, and thus grew up skating the Hollywood High School 16 stair, while me and my friends grew up skating the Seaport and Red Benches, so frankly, it was a really unfair game.

From that point on, we were really good friends. We would see obscure, black and white, Scandanavian films in revival houses together, get later’d at the Fish, write poetry in our blood on yellow looseleaf sheets of paper and subsequently paperclip them to unsuspecting girl’s scrunchies, and occasionally skateboard when the New York City Board of Fashionability deemed it fashionable (typically, this happened three times a year between 2005-2007 and has happened once a year since 2008).

But slowly, Mike decided to lose interest in skateboarding. He’d show up to our favorite ledge wearing maroon eyeliner. Oftentimes, he’d wear platform shoes with weird inscriptions carved into the sole that had cryptic messages about how life was obsolete and how the worthlessness of the human condition was a product of the government and George Bush’s plan for destroying the rain forest so it could be traded to Al Queda in exchange for trendy Arab scarves worn by college students and maybe oil wells. He would still skate sometimes, but usually, he would try tricks like shove-it willy grinds on handrails, and heelflip body varials down double sets in Midtown Manhattan. One day, I tried to learn nollie half cab flips and he told me that I was a “conformist that would lead a life subservient to the government while being wholly complacent with my ignorance to George Bush’s great plan for wiping out New Jersey and deporting every great indie band.” I asked him to clarify, and then he focused my board and I have not seen him since.

Yesterday, I opened up my e-mail and say a message entitled “Long time no see” from an e-mail account that I soon learned was connected to a radical environmentalist group located in desert that is responsible for fundraising so they could campaign a freegan president in the 2012 election, just about a hundred miles outside of Los Angeles in the desert (although some reports say he has been spotted at Cafe Orlin on Saturday mornings.) Attatched to the e-mail, was this clip. A large departure from Michael’s former Westside Connection, Late-90s No Limit and Cramps inspired filmmaking, but I guess he’s changed. Whether its for the best or the worst, you be the judge.

Clip embedded after the jump. Features Miles Marquez, Michael Gigliotti, Alex Olson, Watermelon Alex, some jerk.

26 Comments

Comment by Connectikook
  • that was the gayest shit I’ve ever read… morrisey sucks

    July 1, 2009 @ 1:50 pm
  • Comment by PAPA LOVRS BABY
  • i might be wrong but theres a good chance youre missing the point. youd be well advised to do some digging into the quartersnacks music choice track record

    July 1, 2009 @ 5:44 pm
  • Comment by MURA
  • quartersnacks regna sempre!

    July 3, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
  • Comment by jazmin g
  • springsthollywood.blogspot.com thando you is slackin

    July 3, 2009 @ 1:42 pm
  • Comment by danny weiss
  • i blow it on the regular.

    July 5, 2009 @ 5:49 am
  • Comment by LA Holmes
  • mike gigliotti is a rich kid from the palisades. He’s a herb, always was. He used to be an annoying custy at Union, waiting in line for dunks, bothering the staff & having his mom buy him all the supreme gear.
    Dude is corny

    July 6, 2009 @ 6:07 am
  • Comment by Mike Gigliotti
  • dude its true. the only correction is that im from santa monica, not the palisades. Santa monica is actually more wealthy than the Palisades. get at me LA holmes

    July 6, 2009 @ 12:03 pm
  • Comment by Mike Gigliotti
  • oh, last thing, i was more into jordans, not dunks, cmon LA Holmes,, get your facts right

    July 6, 2009 @ 12:04 pm
  • Comment by QuarterSnacks
  • Mike is from Newark.

    July 6, 2009 @ 12:12 pm
  • Comment by freddy
  • fuck la holmes

    July 6, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
  • Comment by MURA
  • isnt Gigliotti Italian?!?!
    FAMIGLIA!

    July 6, 2009 @ 2:21 pm
  • Comment by dicksnot
  • be nice to gigliotti fuck LA holmes

    July 7, 2009 @ 10:07 am
  • Comment by esko
  • not even the skating could keep my dick hard. morrissey the anti boner.

    July 8, 2009 @ 4:08 pm
  • Comment by ryan hickey
  • fuck that shit yo. all of you are soft. i was the only white kid on my block i brooklyn growin up. i used to have to skate down the block mad fast so i didn’t get jumped.

    July 8, 2009 @ 6:53 pm
  • Comment by freddy
  • thandobeschta.blogspot.com

    July 8, 2009 @ 11:05 pm
  • Comment by shannon
  • which one of u faggots was fighting with jason lee last night miles?

    July 9, 2009 @ 2:57 pm
  • Comment by gayfish
  • I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin’ fish tank.

    July 10, 2009 @ 10:36 am
  • Comment by ryan hickey
  • im going to fuck jason lee and chris pastras up for getting me kicked off stereo only because they were intimidated by my skating. fucking pussies. those niggas is soft son.

    July 10, 2009 @ 10:07 pm
  • Comment by your mother likes to visit the old churches
  • stop posting then deleting them. shits mad unprofessional.

    July 11, 2009 @ 4:57 am
  • Comment by Mike Gigliotti
  • you actually took the clip down

    July 11, 2009 @ 10:53 am
  • Comment by bladt
  • where’d the last post go?

    July 11, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
  • Comment by QuarterSnacks
  • I’m sorry. Apparently everyone I know is a fag and concerned about their image and their modeling careers and afraid that their publicists might drop them. Which is why it’s not here anymore. Pryce and Gigliotti are still sick. Because they’re white and have a good grasp on things.

    July 11, 2009 @ 1:53 pm
  • Comment by Freddy
  • Damn, the clips down…I need coke!!!

    July 11, 2009 @ 4:49 pm
  • Comment by similac
  • I doubt that.

    July 18, 2009 @ 12:34 pm
  • Comment by Shannon Teresa
  • I like the writing, the song is absolutely fitting and the moral rings clear. It sucks to have a male readership apparently with all the douche comments you have here

    July 19, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
  • Comment by kamltoe
  • @ shannon:

    …so i said “fuck you bitch” and kept going.

    k

    July 27, 2009 @ 3:30 pm
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