In accordance with recent efforts by Ikea, the Apple Store, the Fuji building, and Lincoln Center in building amazing skate spots that you will never be able to actually skate, the newly completed Bank of America Tower on 42nd Street and Sixth Avenue decided to install a block long path composed of wooden wedge ramps in a throughway connecting 42nd and 43rd Streets. Naturally, there is a Hatain with a shiny orange reflective vest standing there ALL the time. Yes, even at 5 a.m. on a weekend. Originially it looked like there wasn’t going to be anything here at all, but clearly the retards who decided to build this place to be used as “benches” had other plans. If this thing was downtown and in the middle of a park, half of Westchester and Long Island and all of New Jersey, in addition to everyone that skates the TF would be here on Saturday trying 360 flips off the side.

Cellphone pictures are so sick.

Quote of the Week: “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE YOU FAT SAMOAN FUCK!” – Ryan Hickey