new york pipe dreams???? Hmm… sounds like the upcoming porno release from MILKWASABADCHOICE.NET starring Matt mooney and the Lurker b.k.a the Racist a.k.a Alex

Spanking Santiago Dreams of Pipe

NY PipeDreams..down for wakeboarding and Pipe

http://www.newyorkpipedreams.com/sandyteam.html

Sandy Luna can ride Ventures or Indy’s or Pipe

NYPD providing Surf Skate Snow and Team Pipe

All employees can be reached on the New York Pipe Dreams toll free hotline

(212) 535-PIPE (7473)

Grim will skate for Pipe

Get Piped

yo, fuck pegleg…them niggas will get piped…that lil bitch McNally best take care of my tab over there at schiller’s…

Miles used to ride for pipe dreams until dave the owner Piped him out too hard…

i heard miles used to steal money out of the register

he would then use the money to buy weed off of dante

pipedreams will take all of you out in skate, stop hating

check our roster,A class skaters

SLOW YOUR ROLL, KNOW YOUR PLACE, PUT THE BARREL TO YA MOUTH NIGGA FUCK YA FACE

still waiting with baited breath for that pipe dream peg leg collabo…”new york pipe leg” will be off the chain this summer. heard there might be some drama cause yusef is already gettin’ flow from “do rag 4 u” and little McNally aint havin’ that conflict of interest.

first of all, pipedreams is retard levels even below blades. bitches tryin’ to act like your shit is 20 years deep in the new york skateboard game.

if nypd’s actual store is as wack as their website, it’s no wonder you can’t tell someone who rides for the shop from some drop off havin’ beamer at 12th and a.

it’s evident ain’t nobody got real steez on this team, motherfuckers need to go to therapy. you think hatin’ on every other skate shop in the city is going to make your shit look raw? like nypd is gonna’ “come up” on some real shit. pleeeeassee. 15-24 year olds thinkin’ they ride or die with their quagmire dunks. and of course you’re gonna hate on billy, you’ve only BEEN SKATEBOARDING for 5 years.

bootlegs spankys on the team, koston fan outs, and a chick that rides for your shop with magnums in her mouth. do i need to spell it out? your shit is W-A-C-K. “please contact our skateboard team managers grim and vicky paez.” do i need to emphasize it again? KOOK AUDITIONS.

face it, your shop is so wack even the riders don’t rock nypd shit, so stop hating on supreme, kcdc, autumn, and everything else that makes skateboarding barely function in this city. because it’s obvious as kooks, you are a part of the problem, not the solution.

KOSTON’S BOX LOGO BLURRED OUT. THEY MEAN BUSINESS.

if the economy doesn’t bury your shop, i hope ’98 billy rohan does.

damn, grim looks like the 99 cent store version of Ty and Tucker looks all Tuckered out off that blunt…but enuff hate…”pipe leg” its the way of the future.

Sandy was a bit shameless with that Koston plug, hyped off that deck autograph and promo photo op.

wait until our video comes out, we’ll blow you out of the water bitches. billy rohan can suck a cock nypd is pro level

fuck quartersnacks too

YOU MAD?

What if it rains?

then it pours

yusef is now officially riding for “do rag 4 u” damn, that nigga was born under a lucky star, for reals.

and he’s still riding pipe, dayem…

come see us, you wont talk tough when you in my shop bitches

fuck billy rohan

fuck dante

somebody needs to pipe down…heads aint believin’ all the pipe, so now dante got tight…

niggas is soft

that’s observant of you…that’s what you got…that’s it?: “niggas is soft”? wow

actually, i will come see you…heard pipe dreams did a deck design artist collabo with rambo, heads are flippin’ shit on ebay already too…craze

pepsi ledge is gone

yes. it got too trendy.

The Below post has been copied from the new york pipe dreams website, and we ask that all user who are currently using employee and our stores name cease and desist.

Quarter Snacks Slanders NYPD
In recent blogs on Quarter Snacks New York Pipe Dreams, and more personally myself have been used as screen names for recent verbal attacks on Billy Rohan, and skate shops in the city. We at New York Pipe Dreams and Myself would like to apologize for anyone hurt by these comments, as they were not made by the shop, or myself. There is no war between the skate shops in this city and definetly no ill intentions between Billy Rohan, and myself. We here at the shop will again apologize for anyone who was hurt or upset by these posts. Billy Rohan has done a good job of orginizing skate competitions in this city for many years and though we might always agree with his ethics during these contest we still ask that people support the local new york skate scene, and applaud him and everyone else that puts in effort to keep the new york skate scene alive. Support your local shops which ever they may be.

Dante

yo fuck nypd, fuck dante, fuck all those fake ass snowboarders from cali that work at nypd. how’s the one shop that sells snowboards and surfboards going to call all the shops that just carry skateboards fake shops. if this shit happened back in the day at the banks, me and ivan perez would have fucked your ass up for opening your mouth nigga. you’re lucky all this shit talking in digital. hickey is about to make shit real again.

quartersnacks runs new york nigga.

slander is the new pepsi ledge

nah stick up kids does

dear donte,

why do you care about this, you dont even skate. fucking fag.

every skateboarder at 12th and A.

because i wear gages

flipmode niggas is pretty ill though. nypd, you out nigga, we been rollin with yall for too long, you out white boy, you out.

I KNOW DANTE THE REAL DANTE HE OWE ME A HUNDRED BJ’S

CURTIS!

yo Dante, shut your fuckin’ mouth, if this was back in the day at the banks n you tried coming up with that apologetic letter, I’d of fucked you up, straight up.

I’m the worst skater ever.

It’s funny that anyone can write anything as anyone around here.

I like to blow dudes.
I really do.
Can I blow you like I used to blow Billy back in the day at the banks, homes.

Hahahahahaa

-The Internet

Sure you can blow me Ryan, your mouth is like a hoover you little slut.

yo son i haerd you like sk8boarding so i put thiz skatebaord on your sk8board and shit son.

-Xzibit