If Brengar has internet access in Miami, this post will inevitably gather the highest amount of hate comments in Quarter Snacks history

March 27th, 2009 | 12:51 am | Daily News | 16 Comments

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If you have been following the two years of coming soon’s that have accompanied any mention of The Green Diamond video, I am sure you probably suspect that this video does not actually exist. It’s just an urban legend, like the third Dr. Dre album or a bust-free Manhattan ledge spot. However, there are several flyers circulating that state otherwise, and are promising a premiere in three weeks.

Features a Torey Goodall part.

There are two separate premieres, one for Yaje and another for the alcoholics. Both involve going to Brooklyn. Both are on Saturday, April 18, 2009. Flyer here.

The Yaje Premiere
8 P.M. @ the Autumn Bowl. 73 West Street, between Milton and Noble Streets in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

The Alcoholic Premiere
Midnight @ Enid’s. 560 Manhattan Avenue, in Brooklyn.
*requires neccesary government papers proving eligibility of consuming alcohol

Brengar has promised to review the video when it premieres. But the chances of him gathering necessary financial means and/or the motivation to make it 1000 miles north on I-95 in the next three weeks are rather slim.

Quote of the Week: “Brengar is eating everything.” – **** ***l

Bonus Quote of the Week to make up for the public’s distrust of Quarter Snacks: “I’m not racist. You can check my record.” – Racist Cab Driver

16 Comments

Comment by paul

  • so is there any animal collective? cuz jason and i might have other plans

    March 27, 2009 @ 8:02 am
    • Comment by Stew Leanord

  • damn yo, kosta frontin on a phony fred gall namedrop? not a good look fam. not a good look.

    March 27, 2009 @ 8:10 am
    • Comment by QuarterSnacks

  • Fine. You’re right. I edited it to accommodate any appearances of phoniness. However, I have witnesses that could attest to its authenticity, and felt is was particularly appropriate given Brengar’s absence from the northern end of the Mason-Dixon line. Quarter Snacks is on the forefront of covering the most competitive, serious and high-standard-having activity there is, so you should already know that phony name-drops are not in our repertoire at the risk of losing our license and the respect of our very respectable peers.

    Have a nice day.

    March 27, 2009 @ 10:35 am
    • Comment by Freddy Gall

  • DAT AINT WAT I SAID B

    March 27, 2009 @ 6:06 pm
    • Comment by Jason Dill

  • I’ll be there in my cords and shoelace belts! I might bring my fixies and finger bang Pat O Dell!

    March 28, 2009 @ 2:41 pm
    • Comment by Citizen on patrol

  • The 2 stair philly step to cellar door in bushwick off myrtle wyckoff is now deaded

    March 29, 2009 @ 12:55 am
    • Comment by Anthony Pappalardo

  • You guys are such conformists.

    March 29, 2009 @ 1:10 am
    • Comment by Bobby Puleo

  • No thanks. I think I’ll just skate a cellar door that day.

    March 29, 2009 @ 12:12 pm
    • Comment by Tompkins Hipster That Talks Shit Rather Than Skate

  • Fuck yeah! I’m so gonna vibe everyone at the premiere! This’ll be soooo much better than vibing people at Tompkins! I’m such a cool guy in my cut-off shorts and puleo beard! We own this city man! Fuck the nice people who shutup in skate in the city! Let’s make corny jokes and vibe the shit out of people who aren’t a part of our clique! We get VIP treatment at all the coolest NYC premieres man! I’m originally from South Dakota but I’m straight NYC now cuh! Fuck off legit guys in the city! The hipsters of the NYC skate scene are taking over!

    March 30, 2009 @ 5:00 pm
    • Comment by byran barber

  • its way to cold for cut off shorts

    March 30, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
    • Comment by Popps

  • I wear cut-off shorts in the cold, gotta stay hip.

    March 30, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
    • Comment by Connectikook

  • CT CT CT CT CT CT CT CT CT CT
    I dno if I’ll make said premier, prob be to busy THRASHING HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT

    March 30, 2009 @ 10:39 pm
    • Comment by Connectikook

  • flannels and chinos! tie dyes and cut off chinos!

    March 30, 2009 @ 10:41 pm
    • Comment by Gonz

  • you guys need to stop being such fairies and learn to kickflip fixies

    March 31, 2009 @ 4:53 am
    • Comment by hardbody

  • yaje looks like hell rell

    April 2, 2009 @ 7:57 am
    • Comment by Henry From Sports Boutique

  • This website sucks

    April 13, 2009 @ 2:04 pm

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