Every now and then, we need to depart from the deep, intellectual discussion that we typically engage in here on Quarter Snacks and cede our attention to some high-brow humor.

This says a whole lot about our maturity level…

Supreme.
Hi, is this the Supreme on Lafayette?
Uhh, excuse me?
Is this the Supreme on Fairfax?
Fairfax.
I came in last week, I’m from New York but I came into the LA shop and bought my son a roller — I mean, a skateboard.
Yeah?
They said they would put it complete, but the wheels were on with no — they were missing a couple bearings.
Uhh.
I don’t have the receipt, is there any way I could come by and throw some in there?
No. Not without the receipt.
Even though I paid for a full complete?
Well, I don’t know that if you don’t have the receipt.
Yeah, but I talked to a guy there named Curtis and he –
Curtis is right here, hold on…

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